12.06.2007

Young Chimp Beats College Students

NEW YORK - Think you're smarter than a fifth-grader? How about a 5-year-old chimp? Japanese researchers pitted young chimps against human adults in tests of short-term memory, and overall, the chimps won.

That challenges the belief of many people, including many scientists, that "humans are superior to chimpanzees in all cognitive functions," said researcher Tetsuro Matsuzawa of Kyoto University.

"No one can imagine that chimpanzees , young chimpanzees at the age of 5 , have a better performance in a memory task than humans," he said in a statement.

Matsuzawa, a pioneer in studying the mental abilities of chimps, said even he was surprised. He and colleague Sana Inoue report the results in Tuesday's issue of the journal Current Biology.

One memory test included three 5-year-old chimps who'd been taught the order of Arabic numerals 1 through 9, and a dozen human volunteers.

Read more here.

Bees briefly halt cricket Test

KANDY, Sri Lanka - A swarm of bees briefly halted play in the cricket Test between Sri Lanka and England on Tuesday when they flew across Asgiriya Stadium, forcing the players to all lie motionless on the ground.

The bees were first spotted by Pakistani umpire Asad Rauf, who laid down on the field during the fourth day of the first Test between the countries. The players soon followed, with both teams remaining on the ground for several minutes until the bees moved on.

More here.

12.05.2007

Gorilla shows the birdie

From Nothing to do with Arbroath.

8.21.2007

If I had a single paise

If I had a single paise I would not know what to do with it.

I mean, its worthless right now, what with inflation and everything. I’d rather be better off with a piece of some other metal, like gold, hehehehe.

5.07.2007

"Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid." LINK

3.13.2007

Love

"Love is a razor and I walked the line On that silver blade" - Iron Maiden - Evil that men do

1.03.2007

Death

Painful end to a painful beginning.

9.15.2006

Love

Love - Prelude to sex

5.22.2006

Laziness

Jules Renard "Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."

5.16.2006

Anger

Prelude to embarrassment

5.08.2006

Unpredictability

You have become so predictably unpredictable that you are no longer unpredictable.

4.11.2006

Freedom

"An illusion woven around thin strands of a myriad of dreams" "Freedom is like an Eagle with broken wings"

4.01.2006

Quotes - 1

"Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored." --George Saunders "Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." --Robert Frost

3.29.2006

Heartfix

Who said there is no fix for maladies of the heart? The answer is very simple. Quickfix formula for a broken heart = Find a new home for your heart + Time

3.08.2006

Beauty

"Beauty is only skin deep" Proverb. First found in Overbury's poem, 1613. 'All the carnall beauty of my wife, Is but skin deep'. What his wife thought isn't recorded. My take: What do I care if its skin deep or if it reaches the heart? I am interested in the SKIN. Period.

2.18.2006

Difference

The only difference that I see Is you are exactly the same As you used to be -- The Wallflowers - Song: The Difference

2.16.2006

Lost and Loved

'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all -- Alfred Lord Tennyson

1.12.2006

Clock

"Runs faster when you are in a hurry and much slower when you have nothing to do"

12.20.2005

Brains

"To lose your brains you either have to be a woman or get married"

12.06.2005

Fall in Love

You can fall when you rise You can attempt to rise when you fall Is that why they say "falling in love"?

12.02.2005

Desire and want

"What you desire you don't get, you only get what you need" That's truth as experienced by me...and I absoulety hate this damn truth

11.04.2005

Sarcasm - 2

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

10.31.2005

Sarcasm - 1

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

10.19.2005

Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Cross posted on HERE

10.11.2005

L.O.V.E

Loss Of Valuable Energy. Courtesy - Karthik

10.04.2005

Life

Life is a lemon Squeeze the drops and life is bitter Add some water, life is manageable Add some sugar or salt to the lemon water life is good Add some vodka to lemon, life is wonderful

9.20.2005

Wisdom

Like pearls to a dying man on a desert with no water in sight.

9.16.2005

Well wishers

Your closest friends who wish to push you into the nearest and deepest well.

9.08.2005

Marriage

Marriages are made in heaven, but the wives are made in hell.

9.01.2005

Man

The better half of Wo-Man.

8.31.2005

God / Devil

God is a great listener. But if you need answers, pray to the devil. He answers.

8.27.2005

Luck

The lady who befriends those who have everything and ignores those who have nothing.

8.26.2005

Sex

Sex is like a cigarette - pumps up your adrenaline when doing it and gives you a sense of euphoria after doing it, only without the side effects.

8.23.2005

Work

Something Donkeys do to get peanuts.

8.17.2005

Woman

Woe + Man = Woman Need I say more? I think not.

8.13.2005

Love

Question: How do you find you are in love? Answer: When you find you have a perpetual hole in your wallet.