Brains

"To lose your brains you either have to be a woman or get married"

Fall in Love

You can fall when you rise You can attempt to rise when you fall Is that why they say "falling in love"?

Desire and want

"What you desire you don't get, you only get what you need" That's truth as experienced by me...and I absoulety hate this damn truth

Sarcasm - 2

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Sarcasm - 1

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Cross posted on HERE

L.O.V.E

Loss Of Valuable Energy. Courtesy - Karthik

Life

Life is a lemon Squeeze the drops and life is bitter Add some water, life is manageable Add some sugar or salt to the lemon water life is good Add some vodka to lemon, life is wonderful

Wisdom

Like pearls to a dying man on a desert with no water in sight.

Well wishers

Your closest friends who wish to push you into the nearest and deepest well.

Marriage

Marriages are made in heaven, but the wives are made in hell.

Man

The better half of Wo-Man.

God / Devil

God is a great listener. But if you need answers, pray to the devil. He answers.

Luck

The lady who befriends those who have everything and ignores those who have nothing.

Sex

Sex is like a cigarette - pumps up your adrenaline when doing it and gives you a sense of euphoria after doing it, only without the side effects.

Work

Something Donkeys do to get peanuts.

Woman

Woe + Man = Woman Need I say more? I think not.

Love

Question: How do you find you are in love? Answer: When you find you have a perpetual hole in your wallet.