God / Devil

God is a great listener. But if you need answers, pray to the devil. He answers.

Luck

The lady who befriends those who have everything and ignores those who have nothing.

Sex

Sex is like a cigarette - pumps up your adrenaline when doing it and gives you a sense of euphoria after doing it, only without the side effects.

Work

Something Donkeys do to get peanuts.

Woman

Woe + Man = Woman Need I say more? I think not.

Love

Question: How do you find you are in love? Answer: When you find you have a perpetual hole in your wallet.