Sarcasm - 1

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Cross posted on HERE

L.O.V.E

Loss Of Valuable Energy. Courtesy - Karthik

Life

Life is a lemon Squeeze the drops and life is bitter Add some water, life is manageable Add some sugar or salt to the lemon water life is good Add some vodka to lemon, life is wonderful